Look, I’m no expert on surfing culture, but I have watched Point Break about a million times, so that is my point of reference when it comes to surfing.
It is also my point of reference to being an FBI Agent and that at some point in your career you are going to need to say, “This is your fuckin’ wake up call, maaaan. I am an F-B-I agent!” to your surfer bro who wants to take you along while he and his bros rob a bank. Why rob a bank? Because that’s the only way to fund your endless summer of surf, babes and killer waves, bruh.
The rest of my knowledge of surfing comes down to a collection of awful terms that were appropriated for Super Mario World’s hidden “special worlds” that were as such; Gnarly, Tubular, Way Cool, Awesome, Groovy, Mondo, Outrageous and Funky. Obviously not all of these are surfing terms, but they summed up the 90’s so well. Anyway, Ronda Rousey destroyed Alexis Davis at UFC 175 and this surfer bro is all about it, maaaan.