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SuperCalo’s Superior Betting Strategies!

SuperCalo’s Superior Betting Strategies!

*Editor’s Note* When superCalo isn’t digging up the freshest rumors he can find behind-the-scenes in the mMa world, he’s also professionally gambling on mMa. That could be a conflict of interests, but we call it smart. So without further ado, here are superCalo’s Superior Betting Strategies straight from the Favela!

Betting Strategies.

My pappy always say if you gonna stab someone in the back make sure they not facing you, angle is awkward & can sprain wrist.

That how I feel about guy who gave me false info about 100% pineapple diet, goes to show perhaps should not always believe random people  meet in the homeless shelter. Stock tips likewise have not worked that well for me either in this regard.

I am forced to go back to methods that work to determine winners.

1. Tattoo theory

I did much work on this until my research was lost due to rantings of a fat bald man on another website, scorched earth indeed.

Spreadsheet work indicates since 2004 in uFc pPvs :

If a tattooed fighter is facing a non tattooed fighter, the non tattooed fighter wins 74 % of the time..

This is the crucial statistic

If both fighters have tattoos 

Fighter with tattoos of some artistic merit as opposed to “prison style” tattoos will will win 65 % of time.

If both fighters have tattoos & artistic merit can not be determined to any accurate degree :

Fighter who has got new tattoos between current & last fight will lose 71% of time.

This one is fairly obvious, more time in tattooists chair = less time training.

If however one of the fighters has got his first ever tattoo in the time period between this & his last fight
chance he loses rises to a massive 81 %

Furthermore if the fighter with first ever tattoo is over the age of 35, he is almost certain to lose at 100 %
Although the sample size for this was small the statistic remains true in all known cases.

Numbers have been rounded upwards to nearest percentage.

When Pedro gets off computer I will goes into Better Christian theory & Fading Hairline theory which combined with tattoo theory
gives a 135% chance of winning 

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