If MiddleEasy’s years of posting Street MMA has proven anything, it’s that violence can pop off anywhere. You need to have your head on a swivel at all times. Get yourself into a gym, so that when your personal World Star Moment arrives, you don’t look like a complete ass.
Fortunately for all of our entertainment, some people refuse to heed this sage advice.
The call for physical intervention sings to to all, even the unprepared. And the siren song of violence tempted the ear of this terribly awkward and old ass teacher trying to intervene in a typical High School hallway fight.
These are the moments when those BJJ lessons could have kicked in, people.
To be completely fair, this teacher is wearing dress shoes. Not ideal footwear to give you the traction necessary to stop a fight. But God damn is his form terrible. Nothing screams amateur like using a hair pull as your go-to move. He kind of deserved to be put on his ass.
And what is up with the second fight breaking out? What the fuck is going on in this high school? I can only assume that this was a coordinated attack, and I cannot help but admire the fuck out of those tactics. High school is a battlefield today; prepare properly.