Stefan Struve used his elongated legs to armbar Lavar Johnson at UFC 146

Stefan Struve could put on his socks before the neurological signal from his foot reaches his brain that he’s actually putting on his socks. He’s taller than a tall drink of water. He’s the planet’s entire water consumption. Tonight, Struve did something that he’s done sixteen times in his career and I’m almost certain he will do it again. Sixteen out of twenty-four of Struve’s wins has come through a submission. That’s more than 2009 ADCC champion, Fabricio Werdum, can claim in his entire MMA career.

We’re not saying Stefan Struve is a better grappler than Vai Cavalo. Not at all. However, we are saying that Stefan Struve talks like he went through a G-Unit initiation and just quit half-way through. Now that Stefan Struve has finished his last three fights by spectacular fashion, should MMA fans across the world be calling for an immediate title contender match-up for the twenty-four-year-old? We’re not sure, that’s why we offered it to you guys for friendly (and non-friendly debate).

Struve is your new 6 foot, 11.5 inch overload. Now don’t complain when things are placed too high on your kitchen shelves. Stefan Struve broke into your place and did that just to piss you off.

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