Watching this video of a six-year-old kid beating the hell out of a seven-year-old just reinforces the fact that I never want to have children because it will be impossible for me not to encourage my kids to do this. It also reminds me that Armenians come from a war-torn country and they still hold a significant grudge towards Turkey. I live on the border of Little Armenia in Hollywood, CA, and every summer there’s a ‘cultural awareness’ march in which hundreds of Armenians garbed in black walk down the street letting Southern California know how much they despise everything from Turkey. The country, of course — Armenians are probably impartial to the bird commonly associated with Thanksgiving celebrations.
The point I’m trying to make is if you have an Armenian kid, you better get him (or her) in a gym immediately before Armenian Fighting Championship scouts your first born and locks them inside a cage with one of these young ruffians. That’s right, ‘ruffians.’ Let’s bring that word back into the English lexicon — don’t sleep on it. Props to Dann Stupp from MMA Junkie for the find.