Waking up at 5am is almost never the most joyous of experiences, and doing so after a cutthroat fantasy football draft that lasted until nearly 2am makes it even more painful. Yesterday morning it felt like someone had just driven a spike through my frontal lobe, but I have to say it was worth the sleepy agony because the MiddleEasy.com fantasy football league is the only league on this planet that has a Master of Thug Jitsu participating in it. That’s the definition of awesome.
Despite all the ThugJitsu awesomeness from the night before, I still walked into work sporting a massive frown on my face and started threatening to break coffee mugs over the heads of my coworkers who might think it’s fun to open their mouths and speak prior to 9am. I opened the industrial sized vat of Chock Full O’ Nuts coffee in the break room in an attempt to keep myself from committing any felonies against my coworkers and found nothing but a measuring scoop and a few measly pathetic grounds.
I grumbled and walked myself back to my desk in a state of utter despair and chalked that day up as one for the toilet. Today though, today is destined for greatness. Today I have this fantastic morsel of homemade entertainment to start my day off on the right foot. I don’t think there is a more appropriate way to begin the day after T.I. was released from prison than to watch a little Kid Khaos scrotum scratching, blunt smoking and chilling with a creepy doll ‘friend’ video rant to really get the positive energy flowing. Happy Thursday, friends.