Spend two hours watching Joe Rogan navigate Tito Ortiz’s mind in this interview

I was getting chicken yesterday and I saw on the menu that cheese sticks is now a side order. It’s about time. This new side order saves me a hefty amount of hard work. The side order naming committee deserves a pat on the back for that one. Next on the list, ‘Mike and Ikes.’ I never had them with chicken but who knows, it’s 2012. The world is ending, anything will fly. Even the notion that deaf people have lower head densities due to an apparent lack of equilibrium. This is all based on a lesson in anatomy taught by Tito Ortiz back in 2010 in an interview with Inside MMA. Sure it didn’t make any sense then (it still doesn’t now, actually) but it just adds to the mystery of Tito Ortiz and his exotic train of thought.

Therefore it’s only necessary for Joe Rogan to bring the UFC Hall of Famer on the ‘Joe Rogan Experience’ show. Sure it’s a two hour clip, but I’m sure you’ll need all of that time to fully explore the mind of Tito Ortiz. If head circumference was an accurate measurement of MMA dominance, Tito Ortiz would be the undisputed GOAT of mixed martial arts.


Published on August 2, 2012 at 2:19 am
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