500 years from now alien archeologists will unearth Fedor’s Sweater of Ultimate Power fully intact with the words ‘One sweater to rule them all, one sweater to find them, one sweater to bring them all and in the darkness bind them’ inscribed in some Russian-Elvish language. When these archeologists wear the sweater, they will immediately disappear and be able to see the eye of Sauron hanging off a rusty McDonald’s billboard in the distance. These daring alien archeologists will discover that the spread of fast-food was the reason for humanity’s demise, and Fedor tried to warn us through his contemporary fashion sense. Once relics are uncovered, they will discover the stripes on Fedor’s sweater were strategically placed to oppose the horizontal stripes of Ronald McDonald’s outfit. In some overly complex way, this was Fedor’s way of telling us that we need to start eating healthy, exercise often, and watch more Boardwalk Empire. Fedor thought this was the proper way to exist, but it was impossible for him to express it because he couldn’t speak English and he assumed Russia would absolutely hate Boardwalk Empire. Now it appears Fedor is trying to give us a message once again with this newly released Russian video of Fedor rocking the legendary garment.
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