If you rearrange the letters in Marina Shafir then you get ‘Farm has air in.’ But then you get all paranoid because you start to wonder what the exactly does the farm have air in? Does the farm inject clean air into the vegetables like Las Vegas blows fresh air into their casinos? Why is this farm so concerned with air and putting it into things? Hey farm, you don’t have to impress me. Vegetables and fruits are good enough without the air. I respect your decision to manipulate the atmosphere, but just give me a cucumber without the extra additives. The only way this farm would make sense is if it was solely created to manufacture Air Jordans — in which case, continue to put air in those things. They’re awesome.
You guys got to get on the Marina Shafir wagon before it’s too late. She only has 2,099 followers on Twitter, and I blame it all on you for not following @MarinaShafir. If the Justice League of America existed on this planet, Ronda Rousey and Marina Shafir would be the two founding members. Anyone find it a tad jingoistic how DC comics created the Justice League of America even when there’s friggin’ martians in the group? They’re trying to tell us that only America exists in the universe, everything else is just unconfirmed rumor.
Perhaps you should just watch this video of Marina Shafir pulling off a 59-second armbar at TUFF-N-UFF last night — or else this article could go on for days.