Joanne Calderwood’s haircut is the most futuristic thing we have in the entire sport of MMA. Calderwood’s hair is what we envisioned the future to be like back in 1994. If Joanne ever quit MMA, she could lead a group of roller-blading cyber hackers that roam sewer tunnels with neon hockey sticks. Joanne Calderwood is sponsored by Johnny Mnemonic.
Every chick in Los Angeles should rock Calderwood’s haircut, but in the meantime we’ll just have to deal with multi-colored ombres. Yeah, ombres. It’s the only trendy female hair cut I know of, and when I drop the reference in the middle of a crowd people think I’m some sort of cosmetic Jesus. In reality I’m just a dude that appreciates the fine art of an overly dope Scottish accent. Fortunately we have Joanne Calderwood to deliver the verbal goods in this FightScotland.com video.
