Imagine a world in which a newly released Russian video emerged that showed a ridiculous knockout and we didn’t publish it on MiddleEasy. That world isn’t even real. It’s a Christian construct called ‘Hell,’ and you want no part of it. In reality, we’re not entirely sure if this new headkick KO came from Russia. We’re just making an ignorant assumption based on everything we’ve seen from the country in the past. We’re all about nationalistic generalizations, like that one time when we stumbled on a video and deemed everyone in the clip was French. After the article was published, all of our French fans scolded us for ripping on their country when in fact the dudes in the video were from Russia.
Perhaps in a strange turn of casuistry, the fighters in this newly-released clip are French, yet we assume they are Russians. Maybe they’re not Russian at all, and in fact live in a suburb in Xenia, Ohio. Ah well, for the sake of this article everyone in the clip below is Russian and one person in particular has a problem with protecting himself at all times. Check out the antics below.