I wish roaches would chill out and stop invading the plates in my room. I’m not done with that food yet, that’s why it’s still in my room. Roaches are like that friend that just takes a french fry from your plate even though you didn’t give him/her permission to take a french fry. They feel obligated that since you have an abundant number of french fries, it won’t make a difference if they take one. I’m the type of guy that eats all my french fries. That last french fry is going to make a difference in my life. Don’t rob me of that — just like I won’t rob you of this five-second KO from Cage Combat 11 in Houston.
Servando Almaraz stepped in the cage against Coltin Boggs last night and express-shipped his fist directly to Boggs’ face within the first five seconds of the fight. Sounds too incredible to believe? See for yourself — you lunatic.