138 days have passed since Michelle Waterson took on Jessica Penne for the Invicta FC Atomweight Championship but it still remains the greatest mixed martial arts fight of 2013. Don’t worry, I’ve already found the entire video for you.
That day on April 5th was literally the last anyone’s seen of Michelle Waterson. Some people say she was transported to the land of Gummi Bears so that she can spend her summer harvesting gummi berries in order to brew the magical portion known as Gummiberry Juice. ‘Some people’ is really just me at 4:10 am after rummaging through a box of comics. How many of you knew that there’s an entire Wikipedia page dedicated to ‘Gummi Bear lore’ and that the technical term for a teenage gummi bear that enjoys a good meal is ‘Tummi Gummy?’
So there’s a new Michelle Waterson video out featuring ‘Master Ken’, and we’re too indecisive to determine if this parody video is indeed funny — so think for us. Is it?