The week UFC Undisputed 2009 was released, I visited my bud’s house in Tucson, Arizona and used Matt Serra to beat Anthony Johnson eight consecutive times. My friend was so enraged that he grabbed the cord of his Xbox 360 controller and swung it around his living room like a medieval morning star. Eventually the analog stick of his controller met the fragile end of his window and everything came shattering down in unison. He ruined his entire living room solely because he couldn’t live in a reality in which Matt Serra consistently defeats Rumble Johnson in a videogame. That’s how hardcore Rumble Johnson fans are. You guys are friggin’ dedicated.
Now you can see your favorite fighter with the moniker ‘Rumble’ compete against Andrei Arlovski as a heavyweight. Those days of Rumble cutting to 170 are an antiquated thing of the past — when knights used to slay dragons and rip out their hearts for alchemists to use. Check out the official World Series of Fighting 2 weigh-in video of Anthony Johnson putting on a few.