If you want to know how to kick like Jose Aldo, here’s your chance. Still, this doesn’t guarantee that you will kick like Jose Aldo. It’s sort of like knowing that by rubbing two wooden sticks together, you can make a fire but when you actually try it, your hand ends up looking like Urijah Faber’s thigh. It’s an existential fact that Jose Aldo strikes with the force of a Shaolin temple. It’s just something that humanity will have to accept. Check out this week’s UFC 142 countdown show, which heavily features Jose Aldo kicking a variety of objects.