Opinions are like ***holes, everybody’s got one. That’s actually not a true statement. There are some people born without an anus. It’s a condition called an imperforate anus. Granted if you are born this way it’s pretty likely, (if the doctor and your parents feel you are worthy) you will have a man made anus installed surgically upon your body in order to continue life on earth. That’s almost more anus talk for you on a Friday morning than a middle aged man’s yearly proctologist appointment or a visit to the steam room of the Blue Moon Resort in Las Vegas.
Let’s cut the anus discussion and get back to the opinion side of that statement. When Dana White came out last week and declared that one of the four light heavyweights fighting at UFC on FOX 4 tomorrow night will earn themselves the next title shot, it seemed as though everyone in MMA Twitter-verse had some sort of opinion on that announcement. Really there is only one person who is qualified to offer an opinion on any of these fighters, and that’s the guy who has already fought (and defeated) each and every one of them. That guy would be Jon Jones. Here’s what he had to say about Machida, Bader, Vera and Shogun in a sweet little 140 character package via his twitter account last night:
Whatever happens this weekend, what still remains to be seen is who the title shot awardee from this weekend will be fighting for the light heavyweight title-Jon Jones or Dan Henderson. That fight goes down on September 1st in Las Vegas at UFC 151.