Most of the world would not think getting choked by someone is a positive experience. Not us at Middleeasy.com, we kind of like it. We’re kinky like that. Matter of fact, Bauzen likes it so much that his sole purpose for going to Boston UFC Expo was to have a picture of himself getting choked by Wanderlei Silva. Seriously.
I don’t think the mystery guy who was choked by Josh Koscheck on TUF 12 last night has that same affinity. In this .gif, you can see ‘mystery guy’ utter some words at Koscheck that appear to rhyme with the word ‘itch’. Kos then stands up, walks over and places his hand around mystery smack talking guy’s throat. The proverbial shoving match ensues and everyone else stands up to prevent an all out face-smashing from going down.
Now this leaves us dying to know who ‘mystery choke guy’ really is. Some people have said he looks like Bob Sapp, others claim he is one of GSP’s trainers. Personally, my first thought was he looks a bit like Faizon Love aka ‘Big Worm’ from Friday. Now that I think about it more, he even slightly resembles the guy that got spanked in the street by Roger Huerta a few weeks ago. Just who is this unmasked man? Will we ever know? Why did Kos choke him? Did he tell Kos his Dethrone shoes were ugly? Does he like tacos? We’ll just have to scramble around to find out while we wait for the next week’s episode of TUF 12.