The only thing you know about Capoeira is what Eddie taught you in Tekken. Admit it, you always chose to play with Eddie because if you mash the buttons hard enough, he would start spinning every unpredictable direction and frate trane through whatever noob picked up the ‘Player 2’ controller. Despite how many times Kenny Florian uses the word “Capoeira” in a UFC on FX broadcast, there is only one true Capoeira practitioner in MMA today, and his name is Marcus “Lelo” Aurelio. If you’ve never heard of him, it’s because he’s yet to get a taste of network TV exposure. Luckily for everyone, Bellator is going to change all that with their announcement via twitter that announced he’s the newest addition to their welterweight roster. Props to Bellator for surfing YouTube and agreeing that his highlight reel KO’s are worthy of our Friday night Spike TV repertoire.