Alistair Overeem is a big man. To him, an iPad is just an iPhone for people his size. If he had to play Angry Birds on a smaller screen, his fingers would break the screen every time he launched a blue bird that splits into three other birds. The Apple Corporation can barely keep up with the demand for replacement devices from the Dutch kickboxer. In fact, based on this conversation below you can see that he and Ariel Helwani trade iPads like they’re currency. That’s ballerish. What’s not ballerish is when Ariel starts falling behind on iPads that he owes to Ubereem. Come on Ariel, we don’t want to see you get hurt. Please give the man his iPads, or just your credit card number so he can buy himself as many iPads as he needs to get through this week, and you don’t have to get called a wimp on the front page of your own website. That’s busterish.