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Sit down and let UFC’s Reza Madadi tell you incredibly depressing stories from his childhood

Sit down and let UFC’s Reza Madadi tell you incredibly depressing stories from his childhood

This article already has a plot hole. In a sense, this article and 2011’s ‘In Time‘ may be separated at birth since that film is plagued with gargantuan plot holes. Why didn’t Justin Timberlake and Sylvia Weiss fill up their arms with time after they stole one million years from her dad with the knowledge they were about to die in less than an hour? I also find it incredibly hard to believe that Justin Timberlake’s mother would get on a bus with only 30 minutes and expect to live long enough to yank some of her son’s time. One would think anyone so experienced with time would prepare in advance, let alone have accumulated more than enough time in their life to prevent this from happening. That movie could have been far cooler than what it was — but with that said, I could watch Justin Timberlake in another sci-fiction movie and not be annoyed.

The plot hole in this article is you actually don’t need to listen to UFC’s Reza Madadi tell incredibly depressing stories from his childhood. Not at all. You can just take my word for it and save your depression for later this week. Alternatively, you can bum yourself out by hearing Madadi explain how he was locked inside of a bird cage on top of a roof when his brother went to work. Check it out.

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