Invicta FC 5: Penne vs. Waterson is going down 7pm EST / 4pm PST this Friday on InvictaFC.com and you would simply be a fool to miss it. Your MMA fandom should get revoked if you sleep on this card. Wallid Ismail will personally come to your house and scream at you in Portu-English if you do something else besides watch Invicta FC. Hopefully I will be able to take a shower before then, but if not, may God have mercy on everyone that’s near me at the gym this week. It’s entirely too difficult to keep up with hygiene when Bioshock: Infinite is inside my Xbox 360. I’m not sure what to do aside from hold out on the soap until I beat Bioshock or Invicta FC 5 airs — whichever comes first.
If you’re still not sold on this Friday’s Invicta event, then perhaps you need to witness some real beef manifest in the form of this official Invicta FC Face-Off between Bec Hyatt vs. Jasminka Cive. It gets pretty nasty mid-way through, so get the popcorn ready.