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Shogun Rua, Wanderlei Silva, and Jose Aldo visited Paris to teach the French how to fight

Shogun Rua, Wanderlei Silva, and Jose Aldo visited Paris to teach the French how to fight

I’ve personally witnessed a French guy drop an entire lit shot of Absinthe on his pants and casually brush the fire off as he repeated a Dave Chappelle joke. This same French guy was also friends with this other French guy who used to rob parked cars on the streets of Pontypridd, Wales solely for coats and jackets. His name is Guilherm and five years ago he accompanied me when I had a rather interesting experience with a seed known as Hawaiian Baby Woodrose. After the ‘event,’ I wrote about it on Erowid so feel free to read about one of the (many) times when I was completely out of my mind.

It appears that France needed an X-Men-like crew to teach them how to fight, so they enlisted Venum Fighters Shogun Rua, Wanderlei Silva, and Jose Aldo to complete the task. Now all France needs is someone to repair the horrible economy — at this point even a high school economic honors student could help.

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