I’m in full denial that Sexyama goes by any other name besides ‘Sexyama.’ Despite what you’ve heard, he’s not related to Rina Akiyama who in 2007 was deemed to have the ‘Best Buttocks in Japan.’ Since then, she has earned the name ‘Oshirina‘ which is a combination of the Japanese word for ‘buttocks’ and ‘Rina.’ All of that is true — trust me, I did enough thorough research to verify it. In October 2009, Sexyama married his smoking hot girlfriend Shiho Yano in Japan. Now all of you can quit your stalking and disable whatever global position system you implanted in his forearm. Yoshihiro Akiyama is taken, he has no interest in you.
If my life flashed before my eyes, I only hope that one of those moments will be the time I watched Sexyama rock a suit of armor and play ninja dodge ball in Japan. Yeah, not much going on in this thing called ‘Zeus’ life.’ Props to Erick for the find.
