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Seth ‘Kimbo-Slayer’ Petruzelli scores another TKO last night

Seth ‘Kimbo-Slayer’ Petruzelli scores another TKO last night

You can’t blame Seth Petruzelli for the fact that he has a pink streak going down his hair, likes to wear pink speedos at the pool, loves getting behind of guys when they’re bent over, makes out with guys in a three-way kiss orgy, dresses in male dominatrix clothing, likes to dry hump guys in the missionary position, takes pictures in bathtubs naked, lets guys rest their head in his crotch and wears tight white shorts that leave nothing to the imagination. He beat Kimbo Slice. Let him do whatever he wants.

We’ve met Seth on two separate occasions in two different states and both times he’s had a drink in his hand and a really buff guy next to him (just look at the picture). We’re not sure what any of that means but we do know that the dude hasn’t lost a fight in two years and he’s still an unsigned prospect. Seth also owns a Smoothie King. We’re serious. 

Last night, Seth got in the cage with Chris Baten at the Art of Fighting in Tampa Bay, FL and served a Baten a TKO only 2:23 in the first round. You can watch the entire fight here (if you like grainy, videophone footage). Seth is on a 3-0 streak and it looks like he’s earned the right to get in the cage with some of the Strikeforce heavyweights (can we get a Petruzelli vs. Fedor)? Seth sported an entirely new look for his fight last night rocking a shaved head and a mini Keith Jardine beard (which sort of works for him). However we miss the streaky neon green hair and the pink hot pants that all Mets fans have come to know and love him by. [Source]

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