Scott Smith signs new six-fight contract with Strikeforce

I heard the factory that makes that force field around Scott Smith’s chin is hiring. If you live in the Reno, Nevada area then you can probably get a job and do something else besides sit on your sofa and watch reruns of Rosanne. Watching reruns of Rosanne is a good thing to do if you feel the need to individually give the middle finger to every brain cell inside your skull.

If during the course of watching a Scott Smith fight your television starts to starts to flicker, don’t panic. It’s just his force field activating. Evidence of Smith’s technology can be seen in his Strikforce bout with Benji Radach where the dude comes from nearly getting KOd to friggin knock out Radach with a single punch in the last round with just a minute and a half left in the fight. If you didn’t accidentally break a lamp when you ran around your living room like a llama with it’s head chopped off then you were obviously watching another fight. If that still didn’t make you want to kick every microwave in your apartment complex, then revisit Scott Smith’s KO of Pete Sell which really could be the greatest knock out of all time. As of today, we are guaranteed at least six more Scott Smith fights in Strikeforce (which probably means 6 additional broken lamps to add to your trashcan). Actually, we’re guaranteed to see Scott Smith in the cage as soon as December and we may get to see a rematch between Smith and Radach. We suggest you kick over every inanimate object in your place to save yourself the hassle when the fight ends in a KO. [Source]

Published on October 6, 2009 at 1:38 am
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