I want to meet the one kid who used a ‘number one’ pencil instead of a ‘number two’ pencil on a school exam and made the Scantron machine ignite in a roaring blazing of mathematical glory. You know he’s out there, alone in his number one pencil solitude. That kid is a rebel. When it comes to writing utensils, he’s a revolutionary. He could lead a rebel alliance of number one pencil users and take over a small Scantron factory off the coast of North Carolina. Damn the number two pencil. That should be on a shirt.
If Russia existed anywhere else aside from Russia, the entire country would be banned by the United Nations. When the planet eventually succumbs to complete anarchy, Russia will be humanity’s last hope at civilization — and everyone will be sorely disappointed. Yesterday we brought you a pretty snazzy video of Russia’s ‘Tron MMA’ which takes place in the middle of some open area, covered in sand. Now we’re bringing you ‘White Rex,’ which apparently is held wherever they can erect a ring. White Rex started off as a clothing brand and the company has now ventured over to producing their own MMA shows. Check out this clip below of their most recent event mixed nicely with some dubstep.