Who could really believe there’s some animal that wanders the fields of Mexico, killing livestock and surgically removing their organs? Come on, folks. According to modern convention, the chupacabra is a alien creature with scaly, green skin that has piercing red eyes and only exists in Mexico because — well no one really knows why it stays in Mexico. Perhaps the US Border Patrol really has a strong aversion to aliens that are illegal aliens. Over the weekend, Rory MacDonald received a devastating black eye in training, which rendered him into the disfigured mess that he tweeted yesterday. However, the truth will soon surface that MacDonald is science’s first human/chupacabra hybrid, and this photo is further evidence supporting my bogus claim. Damn, look at that thing!
