Most people would love to fight a Kardashian. If they say they don’t, they’re either kidding themselves or your name is Jacob Volkmann and you’ve still got your mind set on fighting Barack Obama despite the secret service practically living in your apartment making sure you don’t. Getting back to the Kardashians, they actually let fans beat them up in charity boxing matches, but that’s only if you have more money to donate to kids with terminal illnesses than the Japanese government spends annually on pornography. Luckily, talking about how badly you want to beat them up while you’re on the red carpet at an ESPN gala is totally cool, and if you’re Ronda Rousey, it gets you on the front page of MiddleEasy.