Ronda Rousey says ‘anyone with a half brain’ knew Cris Cyborg was cheating

We all live in a world in which Cris Cyborg’s entire MMA career is questionable now that she’s allegedly been ‘busted’ for banned substances in her most recent fight against Hiroko Yamanaka at last year’s ‘Strikeforce: Melendez vs. Masvidal.’ Women’s premiere force in MMA was caught cheating. In ’90s elementary school equivalent,’ that’s like Cyborg sticking a Game Genie in the back of her neck and entering a code for ‘God Mode’ for nearly six years. Cyborg injected the ‘Konami code’ into her DNA and has been swinging her opponents around like unattachable boogers from her index finger.

In a recent interview from Mauro Ranallo’s ‘The MMA Show,’ Ronda Rousey claims that you only needed just half your brain to know that Cris Cyborg was cheating.

“I feel like anyone with half a brain isn’t surprised. I have mixed emotions of Cyborg being caught cheating because I know everyone knew she was cheating and I wanted to make an example of her because you don’t need to take steroids to win. I think her getting caught is a great thing too. I don’t have the least bit respect for her because I always knew she was a cheater, and now everyone else knows too. If she ever comes back to fight again, she won’t be the same beast she was before. She might even try doing different things like HGH that are harder to get caught for. Who knows if Strikeforce even wants her back?”

In the banner picture, Ronda appears to be conjuring a fire elemental. That needed to be acknowledged. Live with it. Ronda Rousey has mastered the arcane arts, and you haven’t.

Published on January 10, 2012 at 5:38 pm
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