It’s always good to wake up to a story, and it’s even better to wake up to a fresh bowl of Acai and my Shoyoroll gi freshly cleaned. Ah, wait — that’s everything I would say if my name was Ralek Gracie. Oftentimes, I wake up under the impression that I’ve somehow inhabited the body of Ralek Gracie and I instantly feel the need to drop another hip-hop single on YouTube. However, I was met with the stark reality that I’m not undefeated in MMA and I haven’t defeated Sakuraba. I’m just a guy that loves Twitter beef just like any red-blooded American out there. Granted, if you’re American and you don’t have red blood — you obviously need to tell me the secret of how you changed the color of your blood. I want to know.
Some of you remember when we blessed your eyes with nude pictures of Ronda Rousey compliments of ESPN’s ‘The Bodies We Want’ issue. The traffic we garnered that day literally broke our server, forcing up to install more RAM and restart the website every fifteen minutes. Now it appears that Miesha Tate is agitated by Rousey posing artistically nude in the magazine, and last night she let all 54,000 of her followers on Twitter know.
