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Report: 0-0 MMA fighter Dillon Danis challenges boxer Amir Khan to fight on May-Mac card

*An actual letter Dillon Danis wrote in hopes of landing a boxing match on the Floyd Mayweather versus Conor McGregor undercard on August 26th*

Dear Conor, I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’

I left my cell, my Twitter page and my Instagram at the bottom

I sent two letters back in autumn

You must not’ve got ’em

There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin’

Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot ’em

But anyways, fuck it, what’s been up, man?

How’s your baby?

My girlfriend’s pregnant too, I’m ’bout to be a father

If I have a daughter, guess what I’ma call her?

I’ma name her Conor

I read about your Uncle Artem too, I’m sorry

I had a friend got beat over some Cub who didn’t want him

I know you probably hear this every day

But I’m your biggest fan

I even got the underground shit that you did with Cage Warriors

I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man

I like the shit you did with tweets too, that shit was phat

Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back

Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Dillon Danis

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Tommy Messano is a writer residing in Gilbert, Arizona who is best known for his work as a Mixed Martial Arts journalist. His work has been featured on a number of publications, including Sherdog.com, MiddleEasy.com, ESPN.com, the abandoned WCL.com as well as his own site, ULTMMA.com (R.I.P).

An Arizona State University alum he can often be found marketing and public relating things to people when not writing on The Internet.