It looks like the Renzo Gracie vs. Matt Hughes rumor has finally been groomed and is ready to attend the truth prom at UFC 109. We all know Renzo Gracie is hot (coming from a straight guy who eats cheddar rice cakes, Yoplait and has an obsession with putting ‘lines’ in the carpet when he vacuums) but lets face it, he’s not as hot as his niece Kyra Gracie.
If Renzo Gracie knew how much I obsess over Kyra Gracie I probably wouldn’t have a left leg by now. Often times I sit at my desk and wonder when is Kyra Gracie going to
fall in love with me, going to get naked, let me marry her, going to make out with Gina Carrano, get drunk one night and pass out in my bed, pose in Playboy, let me give her babies start her MMA career? Besides being probably the hottest thing to ever grace your monitor, Kyra Gracie is raw. I mean the type of raw that you only see once every few hundred years. Sort of like Haley’s Comet but with an amazing body. If you didnt know Kyra Gracie existed, now you do. She’s dominate in BJJ…with a last name like Gracie, you pretty much have to be. Kyra is only 23 and she’s yet to start her MMA career but its safe to say this chick could fill Madison Square Garden the first time she steps in the cage.
Oh yeah, Renzo Gracie and Matt Hughes is going down UFC 109…can’t forget that. [Source]