Sometimes I believe Renzo Gracie exists on this earth for the sole reason of preventing anyone from dating Kyra Gracie. She’s with someone now, so all of you fanboys can just relax knowing that Renzo Gracie will not break down your door at 4am on a Tuesday night. Renzo Gracie was breaking down doors before BJ Penn was in his…ah, I think I messed up the quote. It’s alright though, we have another Renzo Gracie story that we will deliver to your desktop computer free of charge. Bauzen caught up with Renzo in New York a couple weeks ago while wearing our infamous ‘Angry Wallid Ismail‘ shirt (you can still get it here). This was the first time in recorded history that Renzo encountered the shirt that started a cult phenomenon. After reading it in its entirety, Renzo granted us with yet another epic Ryan Gracie story. Check out this video of a legend talking about another legend.