Crisis averted. Time Crisis not averted. That game was badass. It made a generation of kids believe that in order to evade bullets you only needed to slam your foot on a pedal. Any pedal. It’s impractical because cities don’t have pedals sporadically spread throughout the streets. If they did, hospitals would be filled with idiots that get injured from tripping over them. Entire websites would be dedicated to CCTV video of people falling over pedals on the street. Imagine that world, man. Time Crisis, the most unintentionally reality-bending game out there.
We have good news. Mark Hunt will fight at UFC 160 against Junior dos Santos as originally planned. Despite some issue that occurred which stemmed from Hunt defending his friend through the use of an alleged beatdown, Mark Hunt is allowed to fly to Las Vegas in order to step in the Octagon with JDS. Just moments ago Mark Hunt tweeted that he received his Visa and according to UFC officials, everything is a go.
To celebrate the official green light on JDS vs. Mark Hunt, we’re going to reward you with undoubtedly the coldest walk-away KO we’ve ever seen Mark Hunt pull off.
