I’ve never met Rashad Evan’s mother, but I’m sure she’s lovely. If we ever got to hang out, I’d love it if she could teach me how to dress as well as her son. My sneakers are always dirty and every suit I have is run down from years commuting to work by bicycle. I should probably changed when I got to the office, but I didn’t and this is exactly the reason that Rashad’s mom and I need to sit down and have a talk. I’d also appreciate any advice she has on why I have this itchy rash on my forearm. It’s something a mother probably has a lotion for. There’s no way I could possibly walk into Bath & Body Works unaccompanied by an adult. Rashad clearly appreciates having an awesome mom who looks out for him. Check out this video where he shares some of her analysis Rashad’s next opponent, Jon Jones.
Those are some astute observations, Mrs. Evans. You should pat yourself on the back while I pour you a glass of chamomile tea.
