So its official, Randy Couture and Big Nog are going to headline UFC 102. When I wake up in the morning and look at my big list of ‘Things to stay away from that are worst than death‘, fighting a guy named after a mythological creature is at the top of that list. If someone named ‘Minotaruo’ entered the octagon, you just automatically assume that they’re going to come in wielding a couple of battle axes. In fact you would be surprised and disappointed if they didnt. I actually lived just below of what I assumed were a family of minotaurs because every morning it sounded like the the Kentucky Derby entirely localized in the apartment above me. If these minotaurs are related to you Antonio “Minotauro” Nogueira, than I deeply apologize and if you get to close to me, keep in mind I have Elmers Glue’s number on speed dial. Realistically, anyone that goes by two nicknames (Minotauro and Big Nog) just has a greater chance at landing a sponsorship. I suggest you endorse your own line of speciality Egg Nog that you can sell to little kids promising them that if they drink a glass every day, not only will they develop the ability to submit some of the biggest dudes out there…but they’ll grow some pretty impressive hooves.
