Rampage Jackson ensures his fans that he’s 100% ready for Jon Jones

Back in 2003, I applied to be a junior scientist at NASA and a janitor inside an adult film store in Tucson, Arizona. Within a couple weeks, I received notification that I was turned down for both positions. Apparently I just wasn’t good enough to be a scientist at NASA, nor did I have the skills to operate a mop inside the bathroom at an adult peep show. I spent the rest of the day eating rotisserie chicken at Boston Market and walking around at the local mall, helplessly staring at all the things I couldn’t afford. That year, I ended up pulling a gross income of $0.00. If it weren’t for student loans, I would have been a malnourished zombie walking around the University of Arizona campus. I was 100% certain I would pull some form of income that year. Instead, I spent nearly 9 months perfecting my Halo sniping game.

Judging from this video, Rampage Jackson is 100% certain that he’s ready for Jon Jones. Let’s just hope that he doesn’t pull a Zeus. [Source]

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