Punching Smith in the face is pointless

Did anyone’s television get messed up by that forcefield around Scott Smith’s chin last night? I thought my speakers were too close to my TV because it created this weird magnetic distortion but then I realized that Scott Smith’s chin was airing live on Strikeforce and I knew what was going on. If Mythbusters did an episode on what would survive a nuclear holocaust they would have to throw Scott Smith’s chin in there for testing.

According to compustrike numbers, I think Nick Diaz landed 300+ bombs to Smith’s dome and eventually had to resort to his Gracie ju-jitsu to get the W. Try taking 300+ strikes to the chin by a dude who TKOd Frank Shamrock and let me know how it feels. Go ahead, I’ll wait…still there? I didnt think so, now let me take your wallet and that Barnes and Nobles gift card your Aunt gave you for your Bar Mitzvah.

Smith chalked up the lost last night, but the real winner in all of this is Scott Smith’s chin. That thing should tour around the country (with its little chin groupies) and eventually give birth to new baby Scott Smith chins so that the future children of MMA can wear them and not have to worry about getting hit in the face anymore. 

Published on June 7, 2009 at 2:51 pm
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