If anyone deserves to be immortalized on a Hollywood billboard, it’s 27-time BJJ champion Renato Laranja — or the older English guy sitting next to me at Starbucks talking loudly on a cellphone about some movie that he’s working on. I never understood the reasoning behind going to a public place and forcing someone to listen to your conversation in a half-assed attempt to show them how truly special you are. The reality is he’s no Renato Laranja — so any accomplishment he can make today, or for the rest of the week, is invalid.
The Renato Laranja Show is long overdue in this universe. Humanity has been on the edge of their metaphorical seat waiting for it and now we finally have a trailer for the talk show. Oh, and it’s all going to debut on April 20th — how fitting.