Just your annual reminder that Michelle Waterson is a beast. Quietly, Michelle Waterson had a very good 2018.
Waterson takes on fellow strawweight contender Karolina Kowalkiewicz this Saturday at UFC Philadelphia. Before fights are broken down, Waterson’s legs muscles have to be addressed.
Have this always been a thing? Where has MiddleEasy during this time of many, many squat sessions? Is there some dark corner of The Internet dedicated to MMA fighter’s with amazing leg muscles? You know what, if you have to ask it probably already exists.
What is up with the water in New Mexico and when did Waterson get so buff? Waterson competes at 115 pounds, but without her knowledge her legs are moving up to 170 pounds. Waterson leg strength versus Cris Cyborg’s leg strength at this point is a fair match-up.
The soul and essence of Benson Henderson’s legs have inhabited the two legs of Michelle Waterson. Sure both are happily married with kids of their own, but imagine if Waterson’s legs married Henderson’s legs? Just think of the leg babies they would have.
Kids would come out doing lunges while toning their tiny baby muscles.
If anyone can focus on the hierarchy of UFC’s strawweight division than go right ahead. Something, something about leg muscles.
If MiddleEasy had Waterson’s legs, pants would never be an option. Just burn everything that covers those tree trunks from the world.
The thing is if Waterson wins by leg kick or triangle choke on Saturday night, she may be in line for a title shot. Karate Hottie versus Thug Rose part two? Hell yes.
Wait, the muscle mass of Jessica Andrade versus Waterson’s overall lower body strength? Cue the GIF of Vince McMahon fainting in his chair up right…..now.