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Pic: Gilbert Melendez’s Leg Has Been Invaded By an Alien Species Post UFC 215

In the waning hours of Sunday, September 10th, Keri Melendez posted the first documented evidence of Earth being visited by an extraterrestrial species.

Check out the alien visitors incubating themselves in Gilbert Melendez’s left leg in the picture below:


Clearly Melendez’s debut at featherweight did not go as well as he’d hoped. Jeremy Stephens’s leg kicks made an immediate impact on the fight, and the damage only accumulated from there. It’s no wonder that in his weakened state that the invading species was able to take advantage.

Middle Easy will continue to keep you updated when the alien embassy finally emerges.

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