We are here for all of the Georges St. Pierre conspiracy theories. Even the ones that do not involve dinosaurs and aliens.
Per sources only GSP knows of an isolated island, off the coast of some ocean where dinosaurs are being bred from old DNA. Rumor is they may even start a theme park.
GSP also really knows that Earth and our collective planetary solar system is nothing but marbles in the bag of some aliens in a far off galaxy. Look into. Georges St. Pierre has heard some things.
The latest French Canadian conspiracy theory we are tracking is that the former UFC champ is cutting down to 155. Now why would a former UFC welterweight and middleweight champion make a comeback to lightweight? Follow the money. Have you seen the UFC welterweight and middleweight divisions lately?
GSP isn’t getting out of bed, unless it’s for a super-fight on pay-per-view. Well GSP would also get out of bed if you had some new and exciting ideas about dinosaurs or aliens to tell him about.
UFC 229 is roughly one month away. At the top of the card, Conor McGregor takes on Khabib Nurmagomedovin the biggest money fight the UFC can make. So how can the UFC capitalize on whatever outcome occurs at UFC 229? Get St. Pierre to fight the winner in 2019.
Think about it.
Look into it.
Also, check out this picture of St. Pierre looking extra slim. What are you prepping for GSP? A dinosaur invasion on the mainland? A possible alien time travel scheme? Or a super-fight live on pay-per-view versus Conor or Khabib?
You be the judge.
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