Last month TMZ broke the news that Phil Davis’ ex-girlfriend claimed MMA made him violent in bed — which is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. We all know that it’s actually videogames that make people violent in the sack. In fact, that’s why gamer geeks across the world hardly make love. It’s not some complex social introversion that they’re dealing with. Not at all. Gamer geeks are just ruthless sexual beasts that will stop at nothing to have intercourse as brutally as possible. Tell that to your friends the next time you’re sitting in front of your television on a Friday night playing Call of Duty. The ladies — they just can’t handle you.
It’s pretty silly of TMZ to publish a ridiculous suggestion that MMA made Phil Davis more violent in bed. Quite frankly, we don’t care about Phil Davis’ love life. We just want to see him save more lady bugs from imminent doom.
Our @LayzieTheSavage filmed this little interview of Phil Davis not talking about the TMZ report that MMA made him violent in bed — and great. We don’t want to hear it either.