If the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ever boycotted pizza, Michelangelo would go on a twitter onslaught similar to what Rampage Jackson regarding his contract with the UFC. Ultimately, Master Splinter would never entertain the turtles complaining over newly enforced dietary restrictions; he’d just move on to other prospects. Shortly thereafter, Phil Baroni would steps in to replace the departed member of the fictional crime-fighting team, but he too would succumb to the same reservations about battling evil mutants without adequate Italian-American cuisine as compensation. I don’t blame him. Pizza is delicious, and all New Yorkers can appreciate a solid slice. Not sure what the pizza is like in India, but if Phil Baroni went all the way out there to introduce the fighters as they weigh in for Super Fight League’s inaugural event, it must be decent. The fights go down tomorrow afternoon (USA time), and the New York Bad Ass is commentating, do you really need any other reason to tune in?
