If the title isn’t enough warning for you, I think we’re legally supposed to warn our readers a second time. Cover all the bases, y’know? It may be like the video game seizure thing. Seriously, if you go any further you may endanger your health or get vomit on you keyboard, but knowing our readership, you’ve probably skipped this shit and went straight to the nasty stuff. I could say whatever I want: Poop nunchakus.
So, Patrick Cummins must be our biggest fan. It seems like he’s trying to get on our legendary Top 10 Staph Infections list. While his infection didn’t seem too terribly axe-wound-ish, it was the squeezing of it to produce a projectile puss rocket that makes it especially gross. Play at your own risk… about 50 times.
Look at pop of decomposing, human custard below.
— Patrick Cummins (@OfficialDurkin) December 2, 2016