Pat Barry wants to tell you all about how Team DeathClutch vanished into thin air

My Playstation broke this morning when a paper cup of pink lemonade decided to vent liquid from its base, and drip slowly over the power and eject buttons. Apparently, pink lemonade and Playstations never learned how to get along in urban settings. Not sure why I decided to put any container of liquid above my console sometime last week, but today, I learned a valuable lesson about the structural integrity of a paper cups and why I should probably do a better job cleaning my apartment. It sucks, cause I was so close to beating INFAMOUS2 and moving onto the latest Assassin’s Creed, but now, I’m stuck at home with no source of entertainment outside of pondering what caused the mortality of Team DeathClutch. It seemed like just a matter of time, since Brock Lesnar retired from MMA following his loss to Alistair Overeem, but that wasn’t the deciding factor. In fact, we found this nifty video of Pat Barry telling you all about how the team self-destructed, just like the paper cup atop my gaming console. Watch it while I find something to barter for a new Playstation on Craigslist.

Published on October 10, 2012 at 5:59 pm
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