Namajunas is a last name that would be impossible to pronounce if the word ‘pajamas’ never existed. Pat Barry has a last name that masquerades like a first name. Judging by the standard conventions of the laws established by the International Last Name Committee, Pat Barry and Rose Namajunas are a perfect match. So perfect in fact that Barry cornered Namajunas in her recent King of the Cage fight and watched as she completely dominated her opponent Jen Aniano Rose in a matter of seconds. That’s right, two roses competed in the cage — there’s a joke to be made there but I’m not sophisticated enough to do so.
Check out Pat Barry’s girlfriend doing work inside the cage, and hopefully this will be the last time we’ll refer to Rose Namajunas as ‘Pat Barry’s girlfriend.’