There’s this episode of Man vs. Wild where Bear Grylls cuts open a dead camel, slices the stomach, scoops the grass in his belly and squeezes the water in his mouth. After drinking the contents of this dead camel’s stomach, he continues to cut open the camel and crawls inside of it to sleep inside the carcass, Luke Skywalker style. That’s good entertainment. Generally, anything that involves cutting open an animal just to use it as shelter is pretty extraordinary. Unfortunately you can’t do that with my neighbor’s cat. I mean sure you can slice it up, but it’s just not big enough to fit an entire person inside. It’s probably just the right size to fit a Chipotle burrito inside. Of course, if you create a survival reality show just to find clever ways in which you can store a burrito — then I want to pitch some show ideas to those network executives.
Regardless of how entertaining all of that sounds, we think these highlights of Pakistan Fight Club 3 may be a tad more exciting. That is, if you’re into dudes with Old Navy wife-beaters scrapping on a slippery mat. Check it out, if you dare. Even if you don’t dare, just check it out. Daring is not requisite in this scenario.