Oh great, another article where my ignorance of professional wrestling is put on display for the rest of the world to see. This is just what I needed to give my self-esteem the much needed boost it requires this morning. The next article will be how flat my feet are and how my left eye twitches sometimes when I talk. Great, let’s just crush Zeus’ self-confidence today. Don’t worry, everyone can join in on the fun. Let me know how many times I’ve made typos in articles and how my refrigerator has a putrid odor that I simply can’t get rid of.
Spend your time this morning crushing my ego, but if you come at me with a spinning elbow, I will promptly move out the way and knee you directly in the chest in honor of Anderson Silva finishing Chael Sonnen at UFC 148. It’s a moment that’s already so legendary that CM Punk and Daniel Bryan replicated the exact scenario last night on Monday Night Raw. Check out the historic reenactment below.
