Since it’s Dr. Seuss’ birthday today (he would have been 98 years old), I will not be writing this article in anapestic tetrameter. To be honest, even if I wanted to — I probably still couldn’t do it. Well alright, let me give it a shot.
With four eyes running certainly more vines growing
Heun sits atop his inquisitive throne ships flying like mindless drones
Devouring wild thoughts while anatomically assisting beautiful blue flying moths
Hailing from the land of Hollywood, the man plans through flying hands
That’s my dual tribute to the legacy of Dr. Seuss and the future legacy Conor Heun, one that we will see play out tomorrow at Strikeforce: Tate vs. Rousey. Check out this video of our official MiddleEasy sponsored fighter rocking the green as he faces off against Ryan Couture. Props to MMAWeekly for the footage.